One day I was bored. So I went on eBay and looked up Hamtaro. I loved Hamtaro. I have all the episodes on DVD, except for season 4. I looked up season 4 DVDs on eBay, and some guy was selling THE WHOLE SERIES for 1 cent. So I bought it. It came in like 2 seconds, somehow.
I popped it in my computer and pressed play. The theme didn't even play. AND IT WAS DUBBED. I hate dubs for no reason because I am a hardcore otaku. The title card was BLOOD RED and just said "666" on it.. I thought it was a glitch and continued. Instead of Hamtaro looking normal, he was HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD RED with BLOOD RED pupils and BLACK paws.
He came up to the screen and said "HAIL SATAN!" Because I am a hardcore Satanist, I said "HAIL SATAN!" right back at the screen. Hamtaro then said "YOU'RE NEXT!" and exploded into HYPER REALISTIC BLOODY CHUNKS and I died. A skeleton popped out of the screen and ate my computer and that's why I can't show you it. Also, I'm dead, so that's an issue.
Also, I have an answer to the age old question. HAMTARO WAS THE PHONE!